Dear Sirs and/or Madams:
Your Mitsubishi TC-CE5J Clean & Compact vacuum cleaner does not suck. Now before you commence a round of high fives, be aware that a vacuum cleaner that does not suck is actually a bad thing. Your vacuum came to us as standard issue to U.S. State Department homes in Taipei, Taiwan. As such, we didn’t actually purchase the vacuum with our own money, and I know that beggars can’t be choosers. But come on! Your vacuum doesn’t suck dirt, it doesn’t suck lint, it doesn’t suck gigantic dead bug body parts (which, by the way, we get a lot of here in Taipei.) Your vacuum just doesn’t suck!
Now a word of advice: you could take a lesson from the makers of the Dyson vacuum cleaners. Now there’s a vacuum that sucks! The suckage on a Dyson vacuum is incredible! Not only can a Dyson vacuum suck dirt, lint and bug carcases, it can suck Lego’s, dirty socks and rodents. That is some major suck!
So kudos to the Dyson vacuum company for your sucky vacuum cleaners. And Mitsubishi, your vacuums could really use some suck.
Erin the Foreign Service Blogger